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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. A golfer asks a trainer if he can help him with his army golf and the trainer asks what is army golf?

It goes left. Left. Left right left.

2. Did you hear about the invisible gymnast?

They were very hard to spot.

3. How do you make Tortilla chips dance?

When the DJ puts on the Salsa

4. How do you grow tumbleweed?

Put cannabis into a clothes drier

5. I started running and working out a bit more and I woke up this morning feeling a bit rough and told my wife “book a ticket to Jurassic park cus ya boys a sore-us.” 🦖

She laughed. The Home Depot theme played in the background. Solid start to the day.

6. I told my therapist I had this weird feeling like I was only 1/5 of myself.

She said, “there’s your problem then: you’re two tenths.”

7. What do you call a calm swamp?

A marsh-mellow.

8. Morning text from dad

Dad: This morning in the wet grass in back yard I saw a frog with open - toad shoes. My reply: Are you sure it wasn't a croc? 🐊

9. I always rate girls out 15

Sounds way better when I tell my friends I hooked up with a 7

10. I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia.

He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out."

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